Who needs work anyway?

Start a routine day:

• The irritating Alarm Clock forces you to get up and worst, snooze every after 5 minutes until you get up and turn it off.
• Prepare food and coffee to energize you to start off. Talking about oatmeal. arghhhh.. like eating shredded paper dissolved in water.
  
• Take a cold bath to wake up your senses.
• Dress up hurriedly - just pick up any of your clothes regardless whether they're ironed or with the right color combination.
• Hit the road to blend with the traffic. Sometimes I wish I can teleport just to get to the office. It sucks sometimes you are stuck in traffic, you want to pee in your pants when you are terribly late because for some reason you stayed in your thrown (of your bathroom) too long thinking about a lot of things.
• Finally the office --- where you just have no choice but to swallow and work through the day. As you want to productive, things don't really (constantly) work in your way. Boss bugs you, colleagues and staff ask you work related questions, in which sometimes you don't know the answer. They feel like you are a guru of everything. Make decisions you are forced to do that sometimes land you in hot water and you have to figure it out how to get out of it.
  
• Then, eat lunch as though you didn't eat at all.
  
• Waiting for the finale, shift has ended and you go home, and sometimes wishing you have nothing to do once you reach the house.
• Cook dinner, serve your family and chores which is just part of living! Catch up with your love ones how did their day went.
  
• Retire for the night - watch the late night news to help you fall to sleep and set the essential irritating alarm clock to wake you up.
• If you don't wake up in your set time? - that's another story.

Just how fun "routine" life is?!